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Night is not complete..

Arsalan yousaf — Fri, 06 Feb 2009 16:49:58 +0000

Night is Silent,
Night is Beautiful,
Night is Calm,
Night is Quiet..
But
Night is not complete
Without Wishing U
Good night.

Soja Shaitaan

Arsalan yousaf — Fri, 06 Feb 2009 16:49:27 +0000

Andheri sadak,
Sunsan kabristan,
Suni haweli,
Kala aasman,
Raat hogayi soja shaitaan.

6 Things can Come at any time

Arsalan yousaf — Fri, 06 Feb 2009 16:48:51 +0000

In our life, 6 things can come at any time:
1:-Love
2:-Friendship
3:-Money
4:-Death
5:-Illness
6. ???
?
6:-Susu..Isliye karke sona OK.
“GOODNIGHT”

Dekh ke aapko har kali gungunane lagi

Arsalan yousaf — Fri, 06 Feb 2009 16:48:06 +0000

Chamkte chand ko neend ane lagi,
Aapki kushi se duniya jagmagane lagi,
Dekh ke aapko har kali gungunane lagi,
Ab to phenktay phekntay mujhe bhi neend ane lagi,
Goodnight

Car sales girl to call girl

Arsalan yousaf — Fri, 06 Feb 2009 16:47:27 +0000

Car sales girl to call girl :
Aaj agar car na biki to mera baja baj jayega.
Call Girl:
aur aaj agar mera BAJA na baja to meri car bik jayegi

Two Sardar ke beech Fight

Arsalan yousaf — Fri, 06 Feb 2009 16:46:40 +0000

Two Sardar ke beech Fight ho rahi thi..

1st Sardar: Me teri **** maar doonga!!

2nd Sardar: Oye.. Serious fight me Romantic baat mat kar…:p

Aaj Kal Ki Ladkiya

Arsalan yousaf — Fri, 06 Feb 2009 16:46:02 +0000

Aaj Kal Ki Ladkiya Bahut Romantic Ho Gai Hain

Photocopy Ki Dukan Pe Jati Hai or Bolti Hai

‘Bhaiya Jaldi Jaldi…

Aage Piche Se DO DO Baar Kar Do’.

9 mahine intizaar karo

Arsalan yousaf — Fri, 06 Feb 2009 16:45:22 +0000

Wife: Me America ja rahi hoon apke liye kya lau
Husband: Aik American Ladki
Wife Wapas Aye
Husband: mera gift!
Wife: 9 mahine intizaar karo

Samundar me pani aur pani me fish

Arsalan yousaf — Fri, 06 Feb 2009 16:44:37 +0000

Samundar me pani aur pani me fish
WAH WAH
samundar me pani aur pani me fish
wahwah
apko Salam aur apki girlfriend ko kiss

ab bolo
Wah Wah

Kaun kehta hai ki Mard ko Dard nahin hota?

Arsalan yousaf — Fri, 06 Feb 2009 16:42:44 +0000

Kaun kehta hai ki Mard ko Dard nahin hota?
Taangon ke beech ek laat maaro.
Jise Dard na ho, woh NAMARD hai…..